Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You've changed since you got that strap on
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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