How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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