i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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