Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His nipple licking is glorious
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