Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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