quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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