writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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