can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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