i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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