Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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