i don't like sucking hair
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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