Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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