PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
