You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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