forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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