You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
