hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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