We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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