Me too!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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