I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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