Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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