after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
