Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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