I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
They have beer where we have blood.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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