My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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