Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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