i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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