Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
