I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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