i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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