Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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