VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
