i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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