In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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