awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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