I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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