UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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