So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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