its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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