My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
did you just send me my own nude
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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