Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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