I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
it's great music for shaving your balls
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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