who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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