i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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