he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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