so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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