i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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