Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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