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(773): View more from Illinois

i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.

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(347): View more from New York

last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(913): View more from Kansas

You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm

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