I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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