Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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