In the future we'll all be gay
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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