Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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