Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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