are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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