What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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